| Tampurse Competition |
 |
 |
 |
|
Win the entire Tampurse Collection!
Here is a very common and embarrassing situation that happens to girls everywhere. You drop your bag and all the contents go flying across the floor, you scramble hastily knowing what was lying amongst your lip gloss and empty gum packet at the bottom of your bag. Friendly bystanders lean down to help you regain your belongings; you turn bright red, grab the bundle of tampons, receipts and bobby pins, thank them without making eye contact and run off in a complete fluster. We'd love to hear your embarrassing tampon moment! Each month, one lucky winner will win the entire Tampurse Collection which includes a colour to suit every handbag! Simply purchase a Tampurse and email us your Purchase Order number and embarrassing tampon moment to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it Winning entries will be published on www.tampurse.com With a colour to suit every personality, Tampurse will transform the way you feel about tampons! We can't wait to hear your embarrassing tampon moments! AUGUST WINNER Finally, I was on a first date with a guy whom I had a crush on for a very long time. We went out for lunch to a beautiful place by the water. I hung my bag on the chair where I was sitting and a waiter walked past and knocked my bag over. To my horror, my bag was unzipped and everything fell onto the floor. My date started helping me pick things up and passed over to me with a confused look on his face, 3 tampons (size was super!!). He said that he had never seen tampons this big before and asked why there are different tampon sizes. I couldn't believe that on a first date we were talking about tampons. JULY WINNER I was out with a my new partner and it was the first time he met my 4 and 6 year old kids. Half way through a lovely lunch my kids start giggling away and then my partner started laughing as well. I looked over and they had gone through my bag and were pretending to apply lipstick on their lips with my TAMPONS. Arhhhhhhh!! JUNE WINNER It's glamourous Derby Day in Melbourne. One of my gorgeous girlfriends looked stunning in her canary yellow dress when...... OMG she gets her period!! As none of us had any tampons we frantically approached other women while she ran into the ladies to clean up that dress! MAY WINNER Travelling around Morocco I was stopped in Tangier airport and my luggage was thoroughly searched by a male. It was humiliating although he looked suitably amused - I had to try and explain to a muslim man what a tampon is!!!! I later found out that muslim women do not wear tampons! APRIL WINNER Tamponless and playing sport (not a good mix). To my horror I got my period when playing netball - with no tampons anywhere in sight and in the middle of an important match I ran to cover up my red patch by tying a jumper around my waist (how obvious). Thank goodness there was only 5 minutes left of the match! MARCH WINNER I was out one night with friends and needed to do a tampon change. I couldn't unwrap the plastic wrapper off the tampon and being a bit tipsy, I decided to use my mouth instead. This was a success or at least I thought it was until I went back to my friends and they all stopped and asked me why there is white cotton fluff on my lips. I was so embarrassed. How does one answer that question??? FEBRUARY WINNER My most embarrassing moment was when i went on holiday. My mother-in-law was coming with us and as we were going through passport control she started looking flustered, she had a huge carry on bag and i had asked her if she would put my packet of tampons in it as i was short of room in mine. As the bloke started looking in her bag she reached in and removed the box and waved them at me. "These are yours not mine" she shouted loud enough for everyone to take notice and stare at me as she passed them to me . The man decided the box needed a futher looking at when my turn came and tipped them out into the tray. Boy was my face red when i had to gather them up again when they came out the other end of the x-ray machine. JANUARY WINNER I was strutting my stuff in my bikini at the beach thinking I looked pretty cool when I was approached by a lady to let me know my tampon string was sticking out at the back of my bikini!!! Charming!! DECEMBER WINNER One of my Grade 1 students decided to use prominantly placed Tampons on his craft activity (I still don't know where he got them!) ... There was a lot of explaining to do when his parents saw it! NOVEMBER WINNER While talking to my friend Chelsea, poolside, I noticed the boys coming over including my crush Brent...My heart began to race (I had been crushing on Brent for almost 4 months, and maybe he had finally noticed me?) and then it happened...He and his two sidekicks picked me up, and tossed me into the pool. I swam back to the surface and could hear hysterical laughter and could vaguely see people pointing as I brushed my hair out of my eyes...To my horror my tampon had fallen out and was bobbing like a cork next to my head...People started calling me Tammy from that day forward...But my name is Kyle!
|
